When the Missouri part of my family comes… all hell breaks loose

theclearlydope:

I somehow wore a matching track suit to the super market yesterday. I was walking down the frozen food aisle and I realized what I had done.
Me: (Stops cart) I look like an asshole don’t I?
Girlfriend: Yes.
vh1:

The Shocked Koala meme lives on at BestWeekEver.

Koalas rule

I somehow wore a matching track suit to the super market yesterday. I was walking down the frozen food aisle and I realized what I had done.

Me: (Stops cart) I look like an asshole don’t I?

Girlfriend: Yes.

vh1:

The Shocked Koala meme lives on at BestWeekEver.

Koalas rule

chels:

Step 1: Set up eight fans in a circle.

Step 2: Toss a piece of silk into the middle.

Step 3: Zen out for a while.

kateoplis:

I want to adopt the entire starting lineup of Puppy Bowl VIII. (via)

From the outside looking in it is impossible to understand it, from the inside looking out it is impossible to explain it.

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K.E.